GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like